Tools in the dryer

my thirteen year old put his sneakers in the dryer and boy was in noisy! He stated that it was going to be too loud if he tried to go to bed, as the laundry room is right below his bedroom. Later, while rotating laundry, I found a hammer, a screwdriver and all the other contents of my tool bag inside the dryer.... Guess my nephew thought they needed to be dried!!!

Cussing 2 year old

my brother told my nephew to clean up his mess, the 2 year old boy turned to him and said, "That's your shit!"

Black Bed Sheets

Zach wanted to get new sheets for his room. I was happy that he took an interest in decorating his room! We went to walmart and he chose black sheets and a two-sided comforter, black and maroon.

Upon bringing them home, My brother says to me, "I wish you wouldve consulted me before you bought those."
"Why," I ask.
"Black sheets, 13 year old boys, not a good idea"

Who thinks of this stuff?

Project Runway

The boys watched project runway with me the other night. The task that evening was to make an outfit out of paper. Next thing I know, Jerrod comes strutting through the living room in a paper dress, he did a little catwalk turn followed by quinton running behind him and pulling the dress down to reveal jerrod's shorts. Holy crap, I couldnt stop laughing. I will say that his paper dress was pretty darn creative and looked better than some of the ones on the show!

Next, they demo'd a paper hula skirt in honor of my recent trip to Hawaii. OMG, they crack me up!

A Bicycle Chop Shop?

Last week, Quinton's bicycle was stolen from school. The next day, the boys took my camera to photograph a friends bike, that was the same in order to put up signs for the stolen bike. Next thing I know, the boys bring home Quinton's bike, in pieces. They found it in the woods, next to another bike, parts of his bike had been removed and placed on the other bike, which by the way belonged to a friend at school and was stolen the previous Friday... A bicycle chop shop, on base? Really??