Mom, you abs

Quinton was in my room tonight telling me how he was starting a nightly routine, which includes sit ups. "you know how they say flab to abs, I am more like flat to abs" as he is lifting his shirt to show me his flat stomach. (hereditary, not my side).

Then I said, I would be going from flab to abs.

"mom, you have abs, they are just a mile in"